March 2012
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The Artist
Luke: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Manny: You paint with words.
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“The woman’s actually taking great pains to hide the monster she’s...”
– Phil Dunphy (talking about that time of the month)
February 2012
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“Look at me and that Quinn chick. You don’t hear me prattling on about how...”
– Barney Stinson
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“I love Trans-Vaginal. It’s my favorite airline.”
– Amy Poehler
Hey guys, if you just wanna sleep with a girl, tell her that. Don’t tell her you just want a fuck buddy and aren’t looking for a relationship, then get in a relationship with the next girl you meet. It’ll hurt her feelings and make her want to stab you in the balls.
Hugsies!
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Hey Girl
Hey Girl, it’s me, your Eosinophillic Esophagitis. Sorry about today, I just had to get you to take me seriously again. See, you don’t use your inhaler because you didn’t think it did anything, but see how it saved your life today? I had to do it. I had to remind you that I can, in fact, kill you. It’s okay, I forgive you for neglecting me. You have the rest of your life to...
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“Why are you being so weird and serious, our periods don’t come until the...”
– Kurt Hummel
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“How’s a girl with no ass supposed to chose between a juiced up wolf and a...”
– Mercedes
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“Twice a day, you boys stain your mother’s drapes or befoul a gym sock that...”
– Sue Sylvester
January 2012
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“Let me imagine how Peeta Mellark looks like and how his arms smell like bread!”
– Liz Lemon
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