January 2012
December 2011
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
I Think They Liked It...
Today, since I had to work on Christmas day, I decided to put on some red lipstick, to sort of cheer myself up. That, along with my red cardigan made some coworkers remember my Red Riding Hood costume, so they kept calling me that all day. Male customers paid attention and smiled to me. Female guests complimented me on it. One woman told me her husband thought I looked like Kat Dennings (or, as...
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“Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things. I was...”
– Constance Langdon - American Horror Story
I’m going to watch “One Day” now. I read the book. I know what happens. The DVD case says it lasts 1hr 48mins. I’ll be sobbing in about 1hr 20mins.
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Working At The Beach Has Its Upsides
Saw this really hot guy today. (I feel weird saying he was hot because he was like 19 or 20, but whatever)
Thing is just when things couldn’t get any hotter… in comes his identical twin brother. Also shirtless.
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CONSTANCE: What you’re planning to do is unnatural.
CHAD: Deodorant’s unnatural. But it’s a public good. We’ll make excellent parents.
CONSTANCE: ‘Man shall not lie with man. It is an abomination.’ [Leviticus 18:22]
CHAD: So is that hairdo. But I figure that’s your business.
CONSTANCE: Why can’t ‘you people’ be content with having pets? Why must you subject an innocent child to your perversions?
CHAD: There’s nothing in the studies that says being raised by same sex parents has any ill effects on children. I assume that applies to the formerly living.
CONSTANCE: The only study I know is the study of blood and pain. My children came out of my body and THAT is something that you’ll never be able to understand.
CHAD: Lady, just because you happen to be the hole that they crawled out of doesn’t mean a goddamn thing!
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“The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like ‘Mad...”
– Jonah Hill, Warrior of Truth
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