March 2012
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aatombomb: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
I know that was just an air conditioner filter laying on the side of the road, but I had to swerve because it looked too much like a baby seal.
Mar 22nd
Got an indecent proposal whispered in my ear today. So, really, it was like any other morning at work.
Mar 19th
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Seriously?
Just found out today (about a week late) that the whole scandal that “shocked” the island was that in 2006, a man who is now running for governor of Puerto Rico, while on a trip to Seattle, went into a sex shop and bought a toy for his wife from his personal account. Really?! THAT’S the big shameful thing he did? Stop disappointing me, humanity.
Mar 14th
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Papi: ¿Vas a ver a este tipo...?
Yo: ¿Quién?
Papi: Rick Santorum, está en Puerto Rico
Yo: ¡ESE MAMABICHO!
Mar 14th
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“It doesn’t smash up the beans like some pedestrian blade grinder. It...”
– Schmidt
Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
Full Disclosure
I’m having some sexy fantasies with Yigal Azrouël right now.
Mar 6th
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Mar 2nd
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The Artist
Luke: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Manny: You paint with words.
Mar 1st
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“The woman’s actually taking great pains to hide the monster she’s...”
– Phil Dunphy (talking about that time of the month)
Mar 1st
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